I think the time has come to share the traditional Chuck-and-Jan Christmas greeting. I warn you though, once you start using it, it could be hard to revert back to "Merry Christmas!" This may lead to some awkward social situations.

But first, the story. About eight years ago, Chuck and I were on our way to a Christmas party at the Kuennings. Between our homes was the friendly, neighborhood, adult video store. A man can tearing out of the parking lot onto the access road and cut right in front of us. I muttered, "Jerk," under my breath but quickly realized how un-holiday-spirited my comment was. It was Christmas time. So I rolled down my window, waved, and shouted, "Merry Christmas! Enjoy the porn!"

Thus, our annual holiday greeting.